Fuck Five Blades...

A little while ago, Gillette announced their latest in shaving futility . It has four blades and a-- wait for it-- fifth blade on the back; a move that would have been far more innovative had The Onion not predicted it over two years ago.

Argue all you want about where the fifth blade goes: the back, the handle-- it can jump out and do the shaving it's frickin' self for all I care. Fuck all this blade shit. What I want to know is this:

When will someone invent something that will allow me to shave with frickin' laser beams?!!!

Blades, my ass...