Bananas And Dancing with Toothbrushes

Gritty.

That's how I like to feel in the morning. Like some hung over, cigarette smoking, coffee drinking, aging private detective, dragged from bed after a late night stakeout to follow up on a new lead. It's helpful to live one's life like a bad movie plot, especially in the AM, when you're not a morning person, and getting out of bed seems like a special hell. Problem is, I don't smoke, I'm not a PI, and I don't even drink coffee.

It's hard to look tough with a Felix the Cat mug full of hot cocoa.